Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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