did you get engaged???
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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