dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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