Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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