OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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