Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Randomize