He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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