i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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