just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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