Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Randomize
