well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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