Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
