K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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