Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm too high and old for this...
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