Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Randomize
