girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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