i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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