**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
