the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
The best revenge is premature balding
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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