For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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