I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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