I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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