Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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