I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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