Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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