It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Randomize
