If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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