it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
