She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
