thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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