We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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