Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
