I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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