Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
honey bunches of taint.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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