What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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