I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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