a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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