found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Are we still banned from the library?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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