I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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