His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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