fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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