I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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