We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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