new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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