Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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