It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
