i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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