Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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