Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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