Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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