"it" just moved
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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