I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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