My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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