Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
she peed on how many people?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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