I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Couch. On fire.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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