Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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