Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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